Fetching statuses from all followed accounts at once takes too long
within Postgres. Fetching them one by one and merging in Ruby
could be a lot less resource-intensive
Because the query for dynamically fetching the home timeline is so
heavy, we can no longer offer it when the home timeline is missing
* Prepare to load onboarding as a full page
* Update the first-time introduction
* Improve responsive design
* Replace speech bubble with logo
* Increase text size and reword first paragraph